The moment that made up for my toddler being a brat most of the day.
I'm changing Jellybean in to dry clothes after the pool when he says he needs to go potty. So we walk over and he's standing there trying to do his thing.
He looks at me and says "My peepee won't come out. My penis is broken."
Through the tears, I say "Oh yeah, what do we do?"
He looks at me seriously, nodding and answers "Daddy gotta fix it!"
At that point I lose it to hysterical laughter and almost drop Jujube.