Let's talk about my boobs again and money...

 Friday already? How did that happen?

Once again I'm linking this up with both Life Lessons and Friday Night Leftovers.

Kind of like recycling papers in college!

Wait you didn't do that?

Oh you poor fool - that was an extra hour you could have spent drinking! {Oh alcohol, I miss you! The things I would do for a nice glass of Sangria. Or some Hunch Punch in a solo cup (because I'm classy like that!)}

1) My husband's car will always break when we have a very limited amount of funds.
2) Which directly leads to my newest sport - financial gymnastics.
3) I am already at the Olympic level in it.
4) If I get the gold medal for it - I'm going to pawn it to pay off some bills.
5) The Jellybean isn't taking bottles at day care again.
6) So he is attached to my boob all evening long.
7) Our dog escaped on Monday.
8) I had to go pass out fliers on Wednesday looking for him after work.
9) Talking to neighbors. With Jellybean's feet sticking out the Moby wrap.
10) And him attached to my boob.
11) Awkward.
12) We found the dog.
13) I think he liked his new owner better though.
14) He let him on the furniture and took him to the dog park.
15) Of course he hadn't pooped in the new owner's tub yet or peed on the side of the bed.
16) He saves that special sign of affection for us.
17) It's not fair that I still have to pump at work since Jellybean won't take bottles.
18) Now back to my workout...
19) Which is more important...electricity or food?
20) We can use towels for diapers, right?

Double Dipping - Life Lessons and Leftovers

I am totally double dipping with this post! So take your pick as to whether these are Leftovers or Life Lessons! :)

1) I finally put out for the hubby last night.

2) Actually I got him to put out for me. It had been awhile. Not the first time since Jellybean. But awhile.

3) Let’s just say long enough to make me think we should do it again. In case we forgot how.

4) We hadn’t.

5) Afterwards though all I could think was – Dear Lord – don’t let me get pregnant.

6) Which is hysterical since a little over a year ago – I was thinking Dear Lord please let me get pregnant.

7) Irony at its best.

8) Speaking of baby – The kid has me trained.

9) He has started sleeping slightly longer stretches.

10) While I have not.

11) I still wake up when he usually would and then I stare at him for a hot minute.

12) Just as I start to drift back to sleep – I hear it.

13) Ehh? EEEEHHH? Waa.. WAA. WWWAAAAHHHH!

14) (hehe, thought you could go back to sleep didn’t ya, Mom?)

15) Attach child to boob and drift back to sleep.

16) Oh – and another thing about the Jellybean

17) We started solids this week.

18) He hadn’t pooped all day yesterday.

19) When he finally did…I kinda wished he was at day care.

20) I made hubby throw it in the trash bin outside immediately.

21) Yea, that bad.

22) Finally, Knockin da boots – (Do you remember that song?)

23) Must have done me some good, finished dishes this morning before work and started another load of laundry.