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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Pregnancy Randomness

I can’t remember the last time I blogged.

 

I finally read some blogs in my reader this morning. But didn’t comment on any of them. I’m not very verbose at 3am. That’s the time I’ve been up since.

 

So yeah, I’m a shitty blogger.

 

Speaking of shit. Guess who was lucky enough to catch a stomach bug last week. At six months pregnant?

 

Yup, started off down south and then I got realy nauseous. Knew I had to leave work. Knew I had to leave the car seat at day care so Joey could pick Jellybean up.

 

Puked all over myself and the car on the way home. Didn’t move for the next 18 hours.

 

Then Joey caught it. And his truck broke down. Its still sitting in our driveway. Immobile.

 

At least Jellybean didn’t get it.

 

Jujube?

 

He’s growing right on track.

 

And HE IS WILD!

 

Had my belly jumping like crazy last night, You could see it from across the room. Freaked Jellybean out!

 

Also? From the right angle (or wrong angle?) –my belly button now looks like a penis. Not kidding. I’ll try to get a picture for you guys. I’ve always had this weird innie/outie type belly button that actually looks like a button. So now that it’s popped it kind of has a head on it and looks like. Well THAT!

 

Which is funny since Jujube gives us a great shot of his genitals at every ultrasound  so all I can picture is that he’s there..poking it out.

 

Wrong, so wrong I know. But funny!

 

On that note – I’ll resume chugging this sweet tea since I’ve been up since 3. I get to sleep in until 4:30 tomorrow to take Joey to work.

 

Contain your jealousy!

 

1 comment:

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

A bellybutton that looks like a penis? You may not be verbose at 3 am, but you come up with some real gems!

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