Thursday, December 22, 2011

***** and Giggles

Here are some fun things to do when you are broke -

balance your checking account.

(Yes dear - that is a NEGATIVE number you see)

contemplate moonlighting at the titty bar down the road from you

(Maybe I could pick up a coke addiction too while I work there)

Then again I do have a pretty nice rack since I'm still breastfeeding...

Write down all the upcoming bills on your calendar.

Look at your credit card balances.

Then your overdue mortgage statement.

Program titty bar number in your phone.

Buy extra lottery tickets.

Be grateful that the hubby is getting a paycheck that was held back this week and doing some tattoos Friday night.

Have faith that things will get better and that God has something bigger and better in store for you.

Take a deep breath and just be happy that you're going to be celebrating your precious Jellybean's first Christmas.


The Suburban Princess said...

Lmao! Hilarious!

Natalie said...

I'm glad you have a good sense of humor...that's how we get through life!

Kakunaa said...

OMG...I have had pretty much the same thought process. We will get through this, I PROMISE.

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

It's so hard... but your sense of humor and love for Jellybean seem to be keeping you afloat. Hang on to those!


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...