Not Me Monday was created by MckMama -- It's an opportunity to get a little therapy for all those things you would never do, but did :) Click here for all the rules.
All of the following happened over the last few weeks but I figure since I missed a few NMM's I could catch up now.
I did not manage to slam my nose into the handle on the freezer door on Good Friday in front of my whole family. This did not cause a huge bump to swell up and make me look like the idiot I was not.
In another act of pure genius I also did not happen to throw my debit card in the trash at my mom and dad's causing my dad to have to dig through the trash can to retrieve it. I would never in my life do something that stupid.
I would never buy a birthday card for my niece and leave it in my drawer at work while leaving the cheesecake for her party in my fridge. I'm not forgetful like that.
I have not had my husband's friends staying with us the past week which is definitely not making me even more neurotic then usual because I love having my house invaded by people who are apparently incapable of taking care of themselves and their child.
I'll stop now before I dig that hole any deeper...