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Thursday, March 22, 2012

One Logical Conclusion...

Someone commented on my last post that it seems like if it’s not one thing it’s another for me!

YOU AREN’T KIDDING! (Note to self – holding shift while pressing the ‘ key = “. These are not the same. Learn to type…)

So obviously because of this I must be a depressed woe is me kind of individual who would like all your sympathy and hates life in general – right?

(Gawd – I really hope you don’t think that!)

Because I’m not. Even with EVERYTHING I have going on I am pretty slap happy.

I mean I’m a mom to this kid –

How can I not be happy?

And obviously this entire mountain of shitrosity I am going through right now (Yes, I did make that word up. And yes, feel free to steal it!) can only mean one thing.

There is good Karma coming my way at some point soon.

Which in my world means I am going to win the lottery, or Powerball or Mega Money. Maybe Publisher’s Clearinghouse (Oh hey Ed! How’s it going buddy? That big cardboard check is for me? You don’t say…)

See I’m not picky, or depressed.

It’s obvious better things are coming my way and soon. I mean they say God rewards those who persevere, help others and are good people. I think I’m doing a pretty good job at that.

I bet there’s a point system or something involved and that’s why it just hasn’t happened yet for me. Maybe it’s like the Accelerated Reader program and I just need one more thing to put me over the top. (Note to 7th graders – Read Rebecca. Pretty sure that got me 80% of my point in 2 weeks. After that you could read Ms. Messy and be done for the year!)

God is up there tabulating and waiting for me to top off my points. Then Bam! That machine is going to spit out my lucky numbers.

I mean that is the one logical conclusion someone can come to when looking over the shitrosity right?

Now excuse me, I need to start planning how best to spend my millions.

3 comments:

Samantha said...

I'm always waiting to see the light at the end of the tunnel, or the sunshine in the midst of this storm...still waiting...

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

Good for you for maintaining your sense of humor. I like your new word...I'd quote you, but I know I'll misspell it!

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

That's one thing we can count on. It never stays on a downhill forever. Whew!

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