Break out the Crime Scene Tape!

Back up folks, back up. Nothing to see here. Wait - what is this?

I wandered into the kitchen this morning AFTER the hubby had left for work and realized a crime had taken place in there. Don't worry though - the burglar left a trail and I'm pretty sure I will be able to apprehend the perp pretty quickly. Take note of the evidence first -

After reviewing the evidence there was no doubt in my mind that a crime had indeed taken place. I decided to interview the suspects that were in the home with me first -

Blue

Dog - 50 lbs, 2.5 ft tall

IQ - 5

Blue stated that although he does indeed look guilty it is not because he in fact ate the Starbucks Vanilla Frappucino Ice Cream. He looked guilty because he had just been licking his nether regions prior to my snapping this picture. He also needed to pee since Mom had not taken him out yet. He stated that last night after Mom had gone to bed he was sleeping in his chair until Dad went to bed. Besides - what in the world would he need a spoon for. His story checked out.

Cadillac

Cat - 17 ish lbs, pudding like consistency - unable to measure height and length

IQ - qualified for Mensa

Cadillac stated that although he appears to be in a sugar coma he is in fact just ignoring me and my stupid questions. Cadillac was in bed with me last night sleeping in Daddy's spot. When Daddy came to get in bed and tried to move him he bit Daddy. (Giggles!) Solid alibi.

Phebes
Bunny - 5-6 lbs, 18 inches
IQ - too rude to submit to testing
Lady - are you stupid? I live in this box. I can't even jump that high and wtf would I do with ice cream? Was the lid chewed off since you know its not like I have opposable thumbs or anything? Besides I'm lactose intolerant. All true.

Given that all the present suspects stories checked out that left me with one logical culprit -

The hubby

Human - 185 lbs, 5' 7"
IQ - questionable when caught finishing a pregnant woman's ice cream!

On to the pregnancy update - We are 17 weeks along now.

We are starting to feel Jellybean move around a little and are finally narrowing down our name choices.

Total weight gain/loss? + 8 or 9 lbs now

Waist measurement? No idea

Do you have the BIG APPT scheduled? When? Already had one - It's a boy! Ob appt on the 8th of next month then another big scan on Oct 6 that I'm getting a 4D DVD of.

How are you sleeping? This week has actually been better for the most part.

How is your energy? It comes and go's. I noticed that I start to feel drained in the afternoon and will usually rest for a bit when I get home from work.

Wedding rings - on or off? On and its still sliding and turning so I'm safe for now.

Stretch marks? Not yet.

Do you still have M/S? Yep. I gag in the mornings still and feel really sick if I go too long between meals.

What body part is the most sore? My bbs and my back. Noticing sneezes are a little painful now too!

Do you think you have that pregnancy glow? I'm starting to notice it some..

Weekly BOOO HOOOO? We got our property tax bill. Ouch...

Weekly WHOO HOOO? Felt little man kick last night and so did hubby. We're also starting to narrow down those names.




Mama M over at My  Little Life hosts 5QF so go visit her and join in the fun!

1. How many pets do you have?

Wait - am I counting the hubby? If not - we have 4. Our dog, Blue, he's a doof but we love him anyway. Cadillac - a ridiculously obese cat that is demanding to boot! Phebes - my bunny that just won't croak. He's like a crotchety old man in attitude too. And Aragon - the hubby's bearded dragon.

2. If you could switch places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be?

I would love to be my cat for a day right now. Being pregnant I can't imagine anything better than a day of eating, sleeping and being massaged.

3. What is your favorite money saving tip?

Ha! Money saving tip. DON'T GET MARRIED! I swear I not only had money but a savings account before I got married. Now the human ATM that my husband is has taken care of that!

4. What do you want your kids to be when they grow up?

Happy, successful and independent.

5. What is your favorite quote?

Whatever happens is supposed to be - its all predetermined can't change your destiny.