Texting Thursday

I don't know about you guys but I usually end up having at least one good texting exchange over the course of the week. I have probably mentioned this before but I come from a family that eats, sleeps, and drinks sarcasm so when my sister and I get going - you better watch out! This inspired me to start a new meme - Texting Thursday!

 Every week I will post an amusing, touching, or make you pee your pants in laughter exchange that I have had over the course of that week and I invite you to do the same. I'll be adding the code for the button to my sidebar so you can grab it if you'd like! Now without further ado - here's this week's winning "conversation"

K:      Good morning sista! Hope you have a good day! Love you!
Me:   Same to you! Hope you get some sleep! Love u 2! (Her thyroid has been acting up so she barely slept yesterday)
K:      Thanks! Me too! I'm looking pretty scary this morning!
Me:   Are you sure that's just this morning? ;)
K:     Well aren't we sassy this morning? Better be careful jellybean's already learning from you! :)
Me:   I know. that's why I'm making sure my zingers are good ones!
K:     Can't wait til you get it back tenfold!
Me:   At least its not fortyfold like with your 4!
K:     I was perfect so that's why my kids are so well-behaved. They just have some of S's antics int their blood...but mixed with my pure innocent blood it really dilutes it! :)
Me:   Responding....wait no still laughing...resp..ha. Can't stop laughing!
K:     What's so funny???????? ;)
Me:   Can't answer. Still laughing my ass off.
K:     Lol! You're bouncing jellybean all around in there!
Me:   Gymnastics practice!
K:     :)
Me:   Dominique Moceanu's rents have notning on me. They waited til she was 6 mos old to start training. Me - in utero.
K:      oh NO YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE MOMS! Lol
Me:   Well, Jellybean has to pay me back for daycare somehow!
K:      Yep with antics, tantrums, demands mixed in with suggles, hugs, kisses & laughs!
Me:    No endorsement deal though?
K:      Probably not the best route to take..you don't want jellybean to get a big head....especially since big heads run in our family......:)   (I was one of those disproportionate kids w/a huge head and little body!)
Me:    What are you implying there sista?
K:       Ummm...nothing? :)
Me:     Uh huh. Do I need to disown you again? I haven't yet this week.
K:       You haven't? Wow we must not have talked much this week!
Me:     I know. Ah, the good ole days!
K:       I'll make up for lost time soon!
Me:    Sounds like a deal!

I swear to you that entire exchange actually took place! Can't wait to read what some of you have been saying this week!