The hubby just pocket dialed for the 93750947809750 time this week.
I felt compelled to send the following text message -
Dear Hubby's Ass,
Your conversations with me suck and it seems like you're not listening to anything I say which hurts my feelings. I think its best if you quit calling me.
Love, The Wifey
I think it was a fully justified text and I can guarantee he chuckled when he finally got it. Maybe, just maybe he'll finally lock the darn phone too!